For I know not what the hell I'm doing!
I have gotten emails from this WIX blog hosting site informing me that people want to be my "Site Members". That is so super cool! I don't know what that actually means, but I am trying to find an actual notification here and am coming up empty. So please, bear with me. I am learning how to navigate this site about as fast as a fat kid eats broccoli. Or a "Karen" during her turn at the customer service desk. Take your pick.
I WILL FIND YOU! And if I don't, it is no worries. I love that you love me and are trying to show your support for my writing. Just like a post or leave a comment!
With that being said, I invited Wednesday to write a Foreward to kick off my new blogging adventures. After all, most posts are probably going to be about her anyway. Who knew how much more dramatic my life would become when she transitioned into a teenager? So, I am gathering my thoughts and ideas as she gathers hers.
In short, you bitches are going to have to wait and let my girl crack that bottle on the hull of my keyboard so luck keeps this website running and my adventures filled with the gritty details you darlings love to read about!
Lastly, a few of you have asked if I just make stories up. I do not. Sure, my version of events may be hyped up or down played. It happens so that I can either really get into detail, or skip to the main point, or wrap shit up because my palsied hands are weeping from the stress of typing. But I promise, I blog about my 100% true story adventures. You may even see a few 'nasty' grams from my family posted under a blog, or a comment to include a detail I forgot. It depends on how they feel about my portrayal of them in a situation. Not every blog is going to be positive, negative, happy, angry, sad, embarrassing..... But it is real. And I think people love my "storytelling" the most, because it is real. The made up stories are only for my Wednesday and nephew, whom we shall call, "Slipknot". Actually, add Sisterfish as well. She digs my made up stuff.
So, darlings, I can't wait for you to read what I have lined up. I'm off to bathe in a glass of Dr. Pepper and see how far Wednesday has come with this Foreward.
xoxoxL~
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